When in doubt, just reply “damn”
"Air above me, earth below me, fire within me."
what she says: im fine
what she means: i want to have hot sex with alex vause
Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
The autopsy theater near the morgue in the basement of New Orleans Charity Hospital.
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️
but aren’t you a girl
This just in: queer people exist
✩ i’ve always wanted cute freckles so i gave myself galaxy freckles ✩